MOTHERFUCKER

Everyone has it´s own "motherfucker" story..........

She: where you going?

He: to the bathroom

She: ok, don´t get late

He: na

He walks to the bathroom.......

He: hi, r..., how are you?

The other she: fine and you?

He: not as well as you, what are you doing?

The other she: I´m waiting for d....

He: Hoooo, I see, he´s late by now, isn´t he

The other she: yeah, as always

He: mmmm so bad, what are you drinking?

The other she: Nothing yet

He: would you like to drink something?

The other she: Yeah...mmm a tequila would be nice?

He: Ok

He to the bartender: A tequila for the beautiful lady please

The other she: You really thing that I´m cute?

He: of course, is there any doubt?, c´mon, you look gorgeos with that dress,mmm I like your hair too is awesome....

The other she: Thank you, you are always so nice with me

He: mmm thanks, I have to go to the bathroom, don´t go ok

The other she: Ok, don´t get late

He: no way, just a minute

He walks into the bathroom..................and come back

The other she: so, what´s up?

He: nothing at all, mmm I did not mention anything about your pretty lips, did I?

The other she: mmmmm n-n-no

He: well, I love your lips too

The other she: mmm well, thanks, I like yours too

He: really¡¡¡¡, well let´s try this.........

(He kiss to The other she)......for a long time

He: that was nice

The other she: yeah...very nice¡¡¡¡

He: we should do it often, don´t you thing?

The other she: of course, call me tomorrow, I have something important to tell you....

He: Ok

The other he: Hi, brother, how are you?

He: fine thanks, see ya then, bye

The other she: ok, bye, bye

The other he: bye g.....

He walks to the table......

She: What a fuck think you are doing?

He: what?, what are you talking about?

She: You think that I´m stupid, I saw you, you just kiss R...

He: calm down, don´t so be dramatic, let´s talk outside

She: I don´t want to talk to you, just let me alone, I´m going home

He:Ok, if you want to leave fine.....but if you go you will not see me again

She: We are breaking up?¡¡¡¡

He: it seems that we are doing it......

She: no, w-w-well, if you want...we can talk

He: no, too late

She: no baby....I´m sorry.... I shouldn´t talk to you like that.....but understand me I was angry

He: yeah, it does not matter, What are you going to do?

She: I stay with you...you know I love you, Why you treat me like that?

He: It was just a kiss...(as a friends)

She: ok, let´s forget it, we are going to have a good time...I love you very much

He: yeah right

She: can I stay with you in your place tonight

He: as you want.....

Sorry about that......what´s your motherfucker story?